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jbowes
Date: 2009-03-27 13:48
Subject: HAD or maybe year
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I went to Rally's
Got a burger fries and drink
Fries tasted like fish

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jbowes
Date: 2009-02-20 15:35
Subject: Open Mic
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Come down and join us for dinner

It's at The Spaghetti Shop in Lancaster, OH. Poetry and singing. Tonight, Friday February 20 at 7:00 p.m. I asked the lady about it when I was ordering the other night, and she said that they would only take the first 20 spots (I think she said 20) and that there was no limit...as long as you were entertaining the crowd, you had the stage.

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jbowes
Date: 2009-01-28 08:15
Subject: Animals are so fucking stupid
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I don't / don't care about the cut thing on here so sorry if I make anyone hurt there scrolling finger I will buy you a band aid

I take the dog out late last night. It walks around a little then sits down and looks at me like ( well it's cold out here take me in} So I take it in. I go down stairs at about 7 and get hit with that unmistakable fucking smell. So I yell for / at the dumb ass rubbed him nose in it. By this time I had woke up the house with my yelling. So lucky them to clean up dog shit 30 seconds after they woke up. Mess cleaned up smell still in the air everyone goes to lay down I turn off the light and I see the however dim sunlight glistening on the livingroom countertop. So I start yelling again THE FUCKING IDIOT PISSED ON THE GOD DAMN COUNTER Yell for fuckhead againI picked him up and rubbed his stupid fucking dog face so much I think I sopped up half the mess with his fur. I put him down grab the leash he sits down for me to leash on him looks at me and starts licking he dog piss covered face. So anyway he is outside for now . I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE CAN LIKE / LOVE ANIMALS SO MUCH "but they are cute" I don't think a shitton of shit on my living room floor is cute or the gallon of piss on the counter. Well at least he is fixed now so that means he can't lick himself off and leave puddles of cute little doggie cum on the floor FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
alright I better go out and get him before some nut job fuckhead PETA member drives by and has me arrested for chaining an animal outside
Yea so PETA CAN GO FUCK THEM SELF TO I am going to go eat some meat now
People Eat Tasty Animals


P.S. To my family I love you all very much and the dog makes you happy Most of the time it is fine I am just venting I don't want you to get rid of the dog or anything drastic like that.

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jbowes
Date: 2008-09-27 23:28
Subject: thanks
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Thanks to all who have help me in the past or made me smile
also if I need to say to anyone I'm Sorry

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jbowes
Date: 2008-09-23 23:36
Subject: test
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jbowes
Date: 2008-09-08 18:45
Subject: My Beer Booze Bad singing Bald Bowes Birthday Bash
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 Yep it is time again for the birthday thing @ Luckys on south columbus street around 8.
If you want to come and don't know how to get there send me a message and I will give you directions

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jbowes
Date: 2008-08-16 18:04
Subject: Kym's Grandma
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Kym's Grandma passed away last night after a long on and off battle with sickness. 
Just wanted to let everyone know

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jbowes
Date: 2008-08-09 09:44
Subject: Wow Bernie Mac Dead
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CHICAGO - Bernie Mac, the Emmy- and Golden Globe-nominated actor and comedian who worked his way to Hollywood success from an impoverished upbringing on Chicago’s South Side, died Saturday at age 50.

“Actor/comedian Bernie Mac passed away this morning from complications due to pneumonia in a Chicago area hospital,” his publicist, Danica Smith, said in a statement from Los Angeles.

She said no other details were available and asked that his family’s privacy be respected. 

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jbowes
Date: 2008-08-01 21:16
Subject: To Help or not to help that is the question
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OK so here it is I am a guy so I don't ask for help. Also I know everyone is busy doing there own things  Also short notice. But anyway  Kym is out of town all weekend and so I am trying to do a major section of our house renovations this weekend so if anyone is able to help I could use it. Again I don't care if you are already washing your hair eating breakfast or maybe even walking your pet rock  Just throwin it out there 
So Thanks or thanks anyway

 

Bowes Out

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jbowes
Date: 2008-05-10 11:29
Subject: (no subject)
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At this point gas price is so high I am going to have to listing cars by footage not mileage
I think the federal tax on gas is 18 cents per gallon
My tank is 30 gallons so 30 x 3.79 = 113.70 - 18 cents/gal
new total to fill up $108.30 total savings $5.40
That could pay for hmmmmmm so many things to chose from
1. Beer and a shot to make me forget I blew over a hundo on gas

2. That might be enough gas to fill my lawn mower

3. 2 Big Macs and then it would kill me

4. 2 euros but then I would have to pay for gas in liters

5. It could pay for part of an overdraft fee from my dumb ass filling up my tank

6. How could I forget 1 admission into WB with almost enough left over for a cookie yummy

7. 5 scratch off lottery tickets

8. savings accout and get .09% interest make about a nickel a year

9. It might buy 1 dose of xanax I need from paying $100 to fill my tank

10. I could buy 1 bag of asphalt repair to fill the pothole infront of my house since there won't be money in the budget for it Great now I have to drive to buy the patch burning more gas and cousting me more money or is it the more I burn the more I save I am confused now I give up

Fuck it I will just keep paying the same amount and get excited when it gets close to $3
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jbowes
Date: 2008-04-24 23:12
Subject: We Are Home
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To some of you this may be a double post I just wanted to put it in my blog as well as a comment in Terri's
11:59 PM We made it out the same day we went in
The dancing in the hall seemed to help to get her out
It is a complex migraine if you want to google it and see what they are all about. It is amazing how the brain works and can trick the body. An easy example was to think about a juicy sour lemon but to try not to salivate or salt and vinegar potato chips. There are more but it is just a reminder as to how powerful and how little we still know about our brain
Thank you to all for all of your thoughts we will see / talk to you soon thank you and good night

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jbowes
Date: 2008-03-19 18:17
Subject: Dose anyone know
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Who is hiring I am looking for a part time job and I will drive to C-Bus for the right amount. Come to think of it a full time gig would be great to but it would need to be a good job. I have not applied for a job / interviewed in about 15 years. I am working on my resume. The economy is so crappy right now construction around here is almost at a standstill

Thanks for the help

PS The Rain Can Bite My White Ass

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jbowes
Date: 2008-03-12 15:04
Subject: Bite my ASS
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GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKING SON OF A FUCKING BITCH Wow this fucking day sucked AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

anyway see you all tonight

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jbowes
Date: 2008-02-22 22:24
Subject: Ice
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I am sitting inside of my house and can actually hear the ice hitting the house. Snow is fine Ice sucks 70 and sunny is best

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jbowes
Date: 2008-02-21 19:43
Subject: Good Job
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Self ... You mostly work alone with no one to talk to but yourself and do a good job. But today I say you did one hell of a job and I am proud of you. Thanks and No you can't have a raise

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jbowes
Date: 2007-12-17 08:28
Subject: Browns Game
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That was the best football game that I have ever seen / been to !!!!!!!

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jbowes
Date: 2007-09-05 20:29
Subject: blah
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All I want is to have a no this dumb blah blah blah fuck it

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jbowes
Date: 2007-07-20 22:47
Subject: Harry Potter
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I think I am the only person not in line to buy the new book

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jbowes
Date: 2007-07-02 07:41
Subject: The perks of driving a construction vehicle
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Mood:amused amused

The other day I was leaving Lowes and needed to go to Sears just straight across the street. However I was in the right hand turn lane out of habit.
I thought I could go up to the next street (Ety Road) and turn left and get into the mall the back way. The only problem it that Ety road is a construction site with the new Wall Mart shopping Mecca. But I thought that the road was open 33 and the back entrance to the mall. So when I turned onto Ety road I was almost immediately met with a huge ROAD CLOSED sign and two choices turn around ( pain in ass) or turn right into the incomplete parking lot of Wallmart and what not. Well soon after this I see the asphalt ends and now I am driving through the dirt and gravel area as they are currently working on the culvert pipes and such. Keep in mind that this is during working hours so there are alot of people around. So just smile and wave smile and wave Then proceed to laugh my ass off once I got through.

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jbowes
Date: 2007-06-17 15:20
Subject: Thank you
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Mood:accomplished accomplished
Music:fan running

I just wanted to send out my own thank you to Diana Matt and Dave for the help yesterday. I have a hard time asking for any kind of help for myself so I also need to thank Kym for organizing the help

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